I had to revisit my favorite witty man, Steven Wright. He makes me giggle sometimes and roll on the floor other times. Wherever I am on the spectrum of laughter, Steven Wright is sure to make me go, Hmmm. I constantly find myself thinking, How does he come up with all of his out-of-the-box ideas? I don’t know, but the man’s a genius.
A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, I’m afraid of widths.
I have an existential map. It has ‘You are here’ written all over it.
I intend to live forever. So far, so good.
I was trying to daydream, but my mind kept wandering.
If it’s a penny for your thoughts and you put in your two cents worth, then someone, somewhere is making a penny.
When I die, I’m leaving my body to science fiction.
Whenever I think of the past, it brings back so many memories.
I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done.
I’m writing an unauthorized autobiography.