Wednesday Witticisms: Off the Wall

Here are some off-the-wall comments, courtesy of www.lotsofjokes.com . After the elections yesterday, I felt a little off the wall myself! Enjoy…

 

The sex was so good that even the neighbors had a cigarette.
A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory.
I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.
This would be really funny if it wasn’t happening to me.
Where are we going? And why are we in this hand basket?
Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.
Sex on television can’t hurt you… unless you fall off.
Laugh alone and the world thinks you’re an idiot.
How can I be overdrawn, I still have checks!

HAPPY WEDNESDAY!

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2 Comments Add yours

  1. Ruth says:

    Nice selection. I especially like the “I used to have a handle on life, but it broke. 🙂

    1. deenaremiel says:

      Ha! Ha! Yeah, I love that one, too! Kinda like the way I feel sometimes these days. lol

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