Wednesday Witticisms: Decadent Chocolate and a plea

When I think of holidays, I think of chocolate. Okay, I confess, it doesn’t take much for me to think of chocolate! BUT, in honor of this splendid, decadent treat, here are some witticisms all revolving around chocolate. Ooh, yummy! Enjoy…

All you really need is love, but a little chocolate now and then doesn’t hurt.
Peanuts
Lucy Van Pelt

Exercise is a dirty word – Every time I hear it, I wash my mouth out with chocolate.
Peanuts

Strength is the capacity to break a chocolate bar into four pieces with your bare hands – and then eat just one of the pieces
Judith Viorst

Don’t wreck a sublime chocolate experience by feeling guilty. Chocolate isn’t like premarital sex. It will not make you pregnant. And it always feels good.
Lora Brody, author of Growing Up on the Chocolate Diet

Life is like a box of chocolates – you never know what you’re going to get.
Forrest Gump in “Forrest Gump” (1994)

Researchers have discovered that chocolate produced some of the same reactions in the brain as marijuana. The researchers also discovered other similarities between the two, but can’t remember what they are.
Matt Lauer on NBC’s Today Show, August 22

There are four basic food groups: milk chocolate, dark chocolate, white chocolate, and chocolate truffles.
Anonymous

The 12-step chocoholics program: NEVER BE MORE THAN 12 STEPS AWAY FROM CHOCOLATE!
Terry Moore

I have this theory that chocolate slows down the aging process…. It may not be true, but do I dare take the chance?
Unknown

Happy Holidays to everyone and a very Happy New Year! And if you can, please donate to my fundraising team at the American Cancer Society. I’d like to see EVERYONE reach the next holiday season  cancer free and enjoying with their family and friends!

http://main.acsevents.org/site/TR?px=18312701&fr_id=31130&pg=personal

Hugs and snugs,
Deena

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4 Comments Add yours

  1. Amen to that, Deena. 🙂
    Hb

    1. deenaremiel says:

      A plea sweetened by chocolate dreams… can’t go wrong with that! 🙂

  2. Judy says:

    Here’s to all chocoholics everywhere!

    1. deenaremiel says:

      Here, here! Yum, yum! 😉

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