When I think of holidays, I think of chocolate. Okay, I confess, it doesn’t take much for me to think of chocolate! BUT, in honor of this splendid, decadent treat, here are some witticisms all revolving around chocolate. Ooh, yummy! Enjoy…
All you really need is love, but a little chocolate now and then doesn’t hurt.
Lucy Van Pelt
Exercise is a dirty word – Every time I hear it, I wash my mouth out with chocolate.
Strength is the capacity to break a chocolate bar into four pieces with your bare hands – and then eat just one of the pieces
Don’t wreck a sublime chocolate experience by feeling guilty. Chocolate isn’t like premarital sex. It will not make you pregnant. And it always feels good.
Lora Brody, author of Growing Up on the Chocolate Diet
Researchers have discovered that chocolate produced some of the same reactions in the brain as marijuana. The researchers also discovered other similarities between the two, but can’t remember what they are.
Matt Lauer on NBC’s Today Show, August 22
There are four basic food groups: milk chocolate, dark chocolate, white chocolate, and chocolate truffles.
The 12-step chocoholics program: NEVER BE MORE THAN 12 STEPS AWAY FROM CHOCOLATE!
I have this theory that chocolate slows down the aging process…. It may not be true, but do I dare take the chance?
Happy Holidays to everyone and a very Happy New Year! And if you can, please donate to my fundraising team at the American Cancer Society. I’d like to see EVERYONE reach the next holiday season cancer free and enjoying with their family and friends!
Hugs and snugs,