Here are some off-the-wall comments, courtesy of http://www.lotsofjokes.com . After the elections yesterday, I felt a little off the wall myself! Enjoy… The sex was so good that even the neighbors had a cigarette. A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory. I used to have a handle on life, but it…
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Wednesday Witticisms: Henny Youngman
I grew up listening to Henny Youngman with my parents. He was best known for one-liners that would knock your socks off and playing his violin in between so you could catch your breath. Enjoy! I take my wife everywhere, but she keeps finding her way back. I told the doctor I broke my leg…
Wednesday Witticisms: Bill Cosby
Image by djwudi via Flickr Bill Cosby is a comic genius and seriously, a very intelligent one at that. I must confess. From Fat Albert to The Cosby Show and his hilarious talk with kids and standup routines, he has kept me rolling on the floor. Thanks goes to Brainy Quotes for these today. Enjoy… 1. In order…
Wednesday Witticisms- George Carlin
Image via Wikipedia I know I’m dating myself when I tell you that I grew up listening to George Carlin records. My parents didn’t know, but whenever they had a dinner party, I would listen from my room upstairs. As their evening wore on, they would eventually gather around and listen to comedy records such…
Wednesday Witticisms:Bette Midler Tells It Like It Is
Bette Midler may be a vocal strummer extraordinaire, but she is also one helluva witty comedienne. I’ve chosen some of her funniest quotes to share with you today, and one, although not funny, as a gift to always remember. “After 30, a body has a mind of its own.” “I bear no grudges. I have a…
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